Consider Neptune: Field of dreams or den of illusion? Holy Grail or snuff planet? Realm of infinite possibility or hall of mirrors? From the sublime to the ridiculous, this planet defies description, evades the so-called real world and reminds us that this earthly plane is but a small manifestation of the true reality. There is much to love, and much to hate about this giant gasbag intent on dissolving our attachment to the physical world. For anyone with control issues (show of hands, please!), Neptune is an exercise in frustration. For those on a spiritual path, he shows the way. What qualities can we develop to make the best use of this enigmatic planet?